(Source: 1800hotduck)

homotography:

Jessie J - Bang Bang (Acoustic Performance on Elvis Duran)

(Source: ohmygarlands)

unexplained-events:

Peek-a-Boo!

unexplained-events:

Peek-a-Boo!

catslashfun:

we expand and repair all dongs

catslashfun:

we expand and repair all dongs

(Source: yungterra)

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

collaborative poetry night

collaborative poetry night

it is midnight I am at Miles’ house and after 3 hours of playing every instrument he owned around a fire we downed a glass of orange juice mixed with vinegar and he CALLED the company who produced it to complain that it tasted bad

my stomach is burning so badly and after laughing I’m about to die holy shit

Today I went to a sex shop down the street from my house. It smelled like stale remnants of intercourse, and was filled with older men who told me I was “free to look around” without an ID. Life is full of new experiences, isn’t it.

Today I went to a sex shop down the street from my house. It smelled like stale remnants of intercourse, and was filled with older men who told me I was “free to look around” without an ID. Life is full of new experiences, isn’t it.